imfuckeduptm:

Let’s talk about the real struggle with executive dysfunction: “what did you do in the bathroom for so long” aye honestly I just peed and spent the other 30 minutes blankly starring into the void but you won’t believe that will you

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grlhex:

grlhex:

if frogs had tumblr they’d probably be like ,, gay rights

frogs can say fag

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fourhystericalqueens:

bass guitar solos fuckin slap and don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise 

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seafoamet:

you know what? we all just need to hand sew a teddy bear

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antiotakus:

☆

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laughsandstuff:

Lol i’m not gonna get any, just doing this anyway :P

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perfectpalettes:

FCE5C2 | FBCDB7 | FAB5AC

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thebootydiaries:

An emotion: *pokes its head through the mountain of suppression I’ve buried it under*

Me, beating it with a stick: Back! Back!

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everybodyhatesjroth:

To All the Mutuals I Still Follow Even Though We Only Had That One Hyperfixation in Common Like Five Years Ago

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1041w:

sorry i’ve been catfishing you guys I actually look like this:

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sustainablefarming:

manfuckyopride:

maybe men are…dare i say…back on for 2019

is it crack? is that what you smoke? you smoke crack?

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kathrynduske:

quicksilver-ace:

garashirs:

garashirs:

concept: a game called “john mulaney or cecil palmer?” where you have to guess if a quote was said by popular stand-up comedian john mulaney or fictional radio host cecil gershwin palmer

this might sound easy, but please keep in mind that john mulaney has said “whoa, that tall child looks terrible! get some rest, tall child! you can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!” and cecil palmer has said “alligators: can they kill your children? yes.”

John has said “🎶Because we’re Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare! 🎶” and Cecil has said “Delta Airlines, because it’s not like you’re safe anywhere else.”

A concept: John Mulaney is a former radio host from Night Vale

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this-is-for-thelions:

“The Front Bottoms are the Mountain Goats for illiterate millenials.”

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